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I Looked At Him Nonplussed. I Realized That I Have Spent So Many Years Being On A Diet That The Idea That You Might Actually Need Calories To Survive Has Been Completely Wiped Out Of My Consciousness. Have Reached Point Where Believe Nutritional Idea Is To Eat Nothing At All, And That The Only Reason People Eat Is Because They Are So Greedy They Cannot Stop Themselves From Breaking Out And Ruining Their Diets.

It's Amazing How Much Time And Money Can Be Saved In The World Of Dating By Close Attention To Detail. A White Sock Here, A Pair Of Red Braces There, A Gray Slip-on Shoe, A Swastika, Are As Often As Not All One Needs To Tell You There's No Point In Writing Down Phone Numbers And Forking Out For Expensive Lunches Because It's Never Going To Be A Runner.

Though With Bridget Jones's Baby: The Diaries, I'd Like To Make It Clear That I Did Not Ever Get Pregnant By Two Men.

There Are So Many Images Pushed At Women And So Many Ideas Of What You're Supposed To Be. I Think There's Too Much Of This Superwoman, This Woman With A Bottom Like Two Billiard Balls. There's No Real Celebration Of Just Being A Person.

I Realize It Has Become Too Easy To Find A Diet To Fit In With Whatever You Happen To Feel Like Eating And That Diets Are Not There To Be Picked And Mixed But Picked And Stuck To, Which Is Exactly What I Shall Begin To Do Once I've Eaten This Chocolate Croissant.