I Write About The American Dream: If

I Wake Up In The Morning And I Still Have A Passion For What I Do, And I'll Be Doing It When I'm 105, I'll Be Scribbling Away. If It Was 100 Years Ago I'd Be Sitting By The Campfire, Saying, "have I Got A Story To Tell You."

I Woke Up Last Night And Thought: 'i Must Call Somebody In My Next Novel Casablanca.' It's Such A Great Name. I Don't Want To Call Anybody Fred Or Jane Or Susan, So When Three People Get Into Bed Together, You Don't Know Who They Are.

I Have This Theory That People In Hollywood Don't Read. They Read 'vanity Fair' And Then Consider Themselves Terribly Well Read. I Think I Can Basically Write About Anybody Without Getting Caught.

Viagra Is A Drug, Just Like Cocaine. It Can Cause You To Become Addicted.

If You Want To Have Great Sex, Find A Partner Who Really Turns You On. Pills Are Merely Props, And Props Can Turn Out To Be A Big Drag.