Conceit Is Thinking You're Great; Egotism Is

I Am Now A Turtle. Virtually Everything I Own Is On My Back And Suffice It To Say I Am One Ton Lighter And Therefore 2,000 Pounds Happier. All Houses Are Gone.

This Marriage Is No One's Business But Our Own.

When I Come Out And Sing The First Few Bars Of Bill Bailey, It's Very Exciting

Memories Are Like Moonbeams; We Do With Them What We Want.

Everybody, Sooner Or Later, Will Have To Go Under The Knife. Let's Hope They Make Out As Well As I Did.