I Wouldn't Trust Any Man As Far

My Career At Warner Brothers Consisted Of One Musical Short Subject. I Was Running Around In A Bear Skin. Very Chic.

I'll Admit - I Was Honored To Be On The Cover Of Time

Who's Happy These Days?

I Was Born In My Parents' Bedroom On January 16. The World Almanac Says It Was 1909. I Say It Was 1912. But What Difference Does It Make As Long As I Feel 33?

If I Feel In Need Of Sleep, I Just Open A Book Or Turn On The Television. Both Are Better Than Any Sleeping Pill.