I Wouldn't Know What To Do With

If I Were To Imagine Myself As An Idler Wheel Inside Some Big Mix Of Gears, Then I Would Be Connected To Everything. It's Not Like There's Just Me And Then Nothing.

Through The Media, We've Establishes This Standard Of What Every Human Being Should Look Up To: Somebody Who Always Looks Right; Who Always Has The Right Light On Their Face; Never Has Bags Under Their Eyes; Never Says Anything Inappropriate. Somebody Who Always Somehow Turns Out Perfect. I Hate The Fact That Celebrities Are Supposedly A Higher Class Of Human Being. That's The Way I Felt Growing Up, And That's The Way I Think A Lot Of People Feel. So Now That I'm In This Position, I Want To Change Things. I Want To Be Like The Patron Saint Of Reality.

Home Is Where My Habits Have A Habitat

I Had Really Bad Obsessive-compulsive Disorder. At Its Worst, I Was Compelled To Leave My House At Three O'clock In The Morning And Go Out In The Alley Because I Just Knew That The Paper-towel Roll I Threw In The Recycling Bin Was Uncomfortable, Like It Was Lying The Wrong Way, And I Would Be Down In The Garbage.

When I Came In From Paris Recently, For Some Reason The Guy From Customs Wanted To Know What Kind Of Music I Wrote. I Was Like, "i Really Want To Please You So You Don't Keep Me Here, But I Have No Answer To That."