If Somebody Is Gracious Enough To Give

Singles Hitters Drive Fords. Home-run Hitters Drive Cadillacs.

Sliding Headfirst Is The Safest Way To Get To The Next Base, I Think, And The Fastest. You Don't Lose Your Momentum, And There's One More Important Reason I Slide Headfirst, It Gets My Picture In The Paper.

No One Ever Asked What Was My Relationship With Bart Giamatti. We Used To Talk About Baseball A Lot As A Player And A Commissioner, Just Talk About The Game, What Could We Do To Help The Game, Where's The Game Going, He Was Pretty Good.

I Always Say, The Only Time You Gotta Worry About Getting Booed Is When You're Wearing A White Uniform. And I've Never Been Booed Wearing A White Uniform.

There Is An Old Saying That Money Can't Buy Happiness. If It Could, I Would Buy Myself Four Hits Every Game.