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I Would Sooner Die Of A Taipan Bite Then Tell My Dad That I Got Bitten By A Taipan. Because My Nose Would Bleed From His Kicking My Ass.
-Steve Irwin
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I Would Sooner Die Of A Taipan
Steve Irwin
I Would Sooner Die Of A Taipan Bite Then Tell My Dad That I Got Bitten By A Taipan. Because My Nose Would Bleed From His Kicking My Ass.
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