I Would Sooner Die Of A Taipan

Born A Wildlife Warrior, Die A Wildlife Warrior.

Crikey Means Gee Whiz, Wow! Crikey, Mate. You're Far Safer Dealing With Crocodiles And Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes Than The Executives And The Producers And All Those Sharks In The Big Mgm Building.

I Would Sooner Die Of A Taipan Bite Then Tell My Dad That I Got Bitten By A Taipan. Because My Nose Would Bleed From His Kicking My Ass.

I Get Called An Adrenaline Junkie Every Other Minute, And I'm Just Fine With That.

The Message Is Simple: Love And Conserve Our Wildlife.