I Would Sooner Die Of A Taipan

Crocodiles Are Easy. They Try To Kill And Eat You. People Are Harder. Sometimes They Pretend To Be Your Friend First.

I Have A Message For My Fans. Whatever You Want To Do In This World, It Is Achievable. The Most Important Thing That I've Found, That Perhaps You Could Use, Is Be Passionate And Enthusiastic In The Direction That You Choose In Life, And You'll Be A Winner.

So Now What Happens Is The Cameras Follow Me Around And Capture Exactly What I've Been Doing Since I Was A Boy. Only Now We Have A Team Of, You Know, Like 73 Of Us, And It's Gone Beyond That.

You Know, You Can Touch A Stick Of Dynamite, But If You Touch A Venomous Snake It'll Turn Around And Bite You And Kill You So Fast It's Not Even Funny.

Crikey Means Gee Whiz, Wow! Crikey, Mate. You're Far Safer Dealing With Crocodiles And Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes Than The Executives And The Producers And All Those Sharks In The Big Mgm Building.