I Would Rather Commit Adultery Than Drink

Years Ago, I Thought Old Age Would Be Dreadful, Because I Should Not Be Able To Do Things I Would Want To Do. Now I Find There Is Nothing I Want To Do After All

Women Have Got To Make The World Safe For Men, Since Men Have Made It So Darned Unsafe For Women.

When She Woke Briefly During Her Last Illness And Found All Her Family Around Her Bedside: "am I Dying Or Is This My Birthday?"

The Penalty For Success Is To Be Bored By The People Who Used To Snub You.

If I Were Your Wife I Would Put Poison In Your Coffee.