I Would Rather Commit Adultery Than Drink

Jakie, Is It My Birthday Or Am I Dying ?

The Most Practical Thing In The World Is Common Sense And Common Humanity.

Drink Promises You Everything, But Gives Nothing.

[after Her Election To The British Parliament And Being Welcomed To 'the Most Exclusive Men's Club In Europe':] It Won't Be Exclusive Long. When I Came In, I Left The Door Wide Open!

When She Woke Briefly During Her Last Illness And Found All Her Family Around Her Bedside: "am I Dying Or Is This My Birthday?"