I Would Rather Commit Adultery Than Drink

From The American Newspapers You'd Think America Was Populated Solely By Naked Women And Cinema Stars.

Women Have Got To Make The World Safe For Men, Since Men Have Made It So Darned Unsafe For Women.

A Fool Without Fear Is Sometimes Wiser Than An Angel With Fear.

If I Were Your Wife I Would Put Poison In Your Coffee.

Sir, If You Were My Husband, I Would Poison Your Drink.