I'm Not Going To Win An Oscar

I Married My Husband Who Is Thirteen Years Older, So I Will Always Be A Trophy Wife For Him.

I'm So Suspicious Of Boys-slash-men. I Just Don't Like Them Or Trust Them.

I've Come To The Realization That If I Don't Feel Like Sharing, Then I'm Just Not Going To Share. But I'm Not Going To Go Out Of My Way To Mislead People Or Keep Them At A Distance, Because That Doesn't Really Get Me Anywhere Either.

I Love Comic Books. I Just Do.

I Could See Myself In A Relationship With A Girl - Olivia Wilde Is So Sexy She Makes Me Want To Strangle A Mountain Ox With My Bare Hands. She’s Mesmerizing.