Women Hold The Power Because We Have

Because Everyone Is Someone's Child, Every Woman Seems Like Someone's Mother.

If You Eat Chinese Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Chinese Food. If You Eat Mexican Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Mexican Food. And Milk, It’s Like - You Can Smell The Warmth In The Fart. My Wardrobe On Transformers Always Smells Like Farts, And I Have No Idea Why.

I Like The Bad-boy Types. Generally The Guy I'm Attracted To Is The Guy In The Club With All The Tattoos And Nail Polish. He's Usually The Lead Singer In A Punk Band And Plays Guitar. But My Serious Boyfriends Are Relatively Clean-cut, Nice Guys. So It's Strange.

I'm So Suspicious Of Boys-slash-men. I Just Don't Like Them Or Trust Them.

I Like To Be Open With Journalists And I Like To Be Honest. I Hate Being Disingenuous Because That's Really Uncomfortable For Me; I Don't Excel At Doing That.