I Would Never Kill Somebody, Unless They

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My First Serious Girlfriend, When I Was 16, Was Mormon. I Went To Her House For 'family Home Evening,' And I Was Like, 'why Aren't You People Ignoring Each Other And Watching Television?'

We're The Guys Who, If Someone Says You Really Shouldn't Do An Episode Making Fun Of Scientologists, We Say, 'whatever.' Someone Says, 'they Might Come Try To Burn Your House Down,' We Say, 'we'll Just Get Another One.'

It's This Simple Law, Which Every Writer Knows, Of Taking Two Opposites And Putting Them In A Room Together. I Love Anything With Cartman And Butters At The Same Time, It's Great.

I Have No Desire To Ever Talk To Sean Penn.