I Would Never Consent To A Lame

A Few Months Ago, I Had The Pleasure Of Actually Visiting The Playboy Mansion. I Saw The Peacocks, Fed Grapes To The Monkeys, And Even Braved The Fabled Grotto. After Seeing The Estate, I Understood Why Anyone Would Be Reluctant To Leave.

Bren Macguff: Well, Honey, Doctors Are Sadists Who Like To Play God And Watch Lesser People Scream.

I Don't Have A Terrible Singing Voice, But I Also Wouldn't Call It 'good.' I Can Carry A Tune.

Judy Blume Excels At Describing How It Feels To Be Invisible. So How Poetic Is It That Blume Herself Is Suddenly Everywhere?

I Really Just Love To Open A Blank Document And Spew, Whereas With A Screenplay I Have To Be More Judicious.