I Would Never Consent To A Lame

I Had Written The Script For Juno And Apparently Steven Spielberg Had Read It. I Can't Just Call Him Steven, That's Weird... Mr. Spielberg Had Read It And He Liked It. He Asked Me If I Would Write This Television Show For Him And I Said, 'yeah!'

Fact: The New '90210' Is Cooler Than The Old '90210.' It's The Lithe, Streamlined Skipper To The Elder Series' Venerable Barbie. Gone Are The Traditional Parents - They've Been Replaced By A Hipster Mom N' Pop Who Get Busted Necking In The Car.

Jeez Banana! Shut Your Freaking Gob!

People Have Always Wanted To Be Recognized, And That's Human Nature. But People Used To Want To Be Recognized For Their Accomplishments, And Now They Simply Want To Be Visible.

I Try To Avoid Twitter. I Occasionally Can't Resist The Siren Call Of Email.