I Would Love A Robot Butler.

I’m A Hypochondriac. Before I Go All The Way, I Send The Girl To The Doctor And Check Them For Everything. My Doctor Has A Test To Tell If You’re Going To Catch Something In The Future Even.

Having Love In Your Heart Doesn't Count For Much If What Comes Out Of Your Mouth Is Ugly And Bigoted.

I Love Everything Black, Because Black Is Cool. When Something Crosses Over, People Are Like, "oh, This Is A Crossover." First Of All, There Is No Urban Anymore. Pop Culture Is Black. White Kids Are Dressing Like Black Kids. It's All Crossed The Lines Now. The Way I Understand It Is, Everything Black Is Cool. When It Crosses Over To White, That Means It's Going From Cool To Uncool. That's What Crossover Is.

You Can't Show A Four-hour Movie In A Theater, Really.

I'm Not Invited To The Vanity Fair Dinner Where They Watch The Oscars - Or Even The Oscars Themselves - So I Sit At Home And Watch It With A Bunch Of Close Friends.