I Would Like To Get Rid Of

And I Swear That I Don't Have A Gun.

I'm Not Gay, Although I Wish I Were, Just To Piss Off The Homophobes.

I'm Not Like Them, But I Can Pretend.

I Had A Really Good Childhood Up Until I Was Nine Years Old. Then A Classic Case Of Divorce Really Affected Me And I Moved Back And Forth Between Relatives All The Time. And I Just Became Extremely Depressed And Withdrawn.

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