I Would Have Stage-fright If I Had

One Must Read All Writers Twice--the Good As Well As The Bad. The One Kind Will Be Recognized; The Other, Unmasked.

The Real Truths Are Those That Can Be Invented.

Intercourse With A Woman Is Sometimes A Satisfactory Substitute For Masturbation. But It Takes A Lot Of Imagination To Make It Work.

If By Day Art Is In The Service Of Business, The Evenings Are Devoted To The Businessman's Enjoyment Of It. That Is Asking A Lot Of Art, But Art And The Businessman Make It Work.

Why Didn't Eternity Have This Deformed Age Aborted ? Its Birthmark Is The Stamp Of A Newspaper, Its Medium Is Printer's Ink, And In Its Veins Flows Ink.