I Would Go To Work From 9

There’s Always An Article Coming Out, Saying, ‘the New Thing Is Funny Women!’

At A Brunch Potluck, I Realize That I Do, In Fact, Hate Everybody.

I Went To Schools That Were Small Enough That Basically Everyone Was In A Play. I Played A Bouncing Ball In A Production Of Alice In Wonderland And A Fat Man In An Italian Commedia Dell'arte Play. I Was Given Some Small Chances.

My Fears Came True: People Called Me Fat And Hideous, And I Lived. And Now I Keep Living.

I Think Breakfast Is The One Meal When You Don't Have To Eat Animal, Maybe.