I Would Ban Sweets From School -

I Think I Was Once Given Cocaine But I Sneezed So It Didn't Go Up My Nose. In Fact, It May Have Been Icing Sugar.

The Crucial Thing Is To Look In An Informed Way At What's Going On. Look At The Way In Which We Are Forced By Our Imbalanced System To Push Away People Who Might Contribute Mightily To The Nhs.

It Is Just Flipping Unbelievable. He Is A Mixture Of Harry Houdini And A Greased Piglet. He Is Barely Human In His Elusiveness. Nailing Blair Is Like Trying To Pin Jelly To A Wall.

I Lead A Life Of Blameless Domesticity And Always Have Done.

My Point Is That This Potter Business Has Legs. It Will Run And Run, And We Must Be Utterly Mad, As A Country, To Leave It To The Americans To Make Money From A Great British Invention. I Appeal To The Children Of This Country And To Their Potter-fiend Parents To Write To Warner Bros And Universal, And Perhaps, Even, To The Great J K Herself. Bring Harry Home To Britain-and If You Want A Site With Less Rainfall Than Rome, With Excellent Public Transport, And Strong Connections To Harry Potter, I Have Just The Place.