I Love Swimming In Rivers, And Well

It Just Happens I Write Fast And Always Have Done.

I Am Supporting David Cameron Purely Out Of Cynical Self-interest.

London Is The Sporting Capital Of The World. I Say To The Chinese And I Say To The World, Ping Pong Is Coming Home.

The Meat In The Sausage Has Got To Be Conservative.

I Dont See Why People Are So Snooty About Channel Five. It Has Some Respectable Documentaries About The Second World War. It Also Devotes Considerable Airtime To Investigations Into Lap-dancing, And Other Related And Vital Subjects