I Worry About My Judgment When Anything

I Couldn't Commit Suicide If My Life Depended On It.

An Art Thief Is A Man Who Takes Pictures.

All Messages From Satan Are Played Forward And Are In Standard American English.

I'm Offering A Special Prize For The First Buick On The Moon.

In My Fifth-grade Yearbook - It's Right Up There On The Top Shell - The Last Page Says, "what About Your Future?" And Under My Name, It Says, "when I Grow Up, I Would Like To Be Either An Actor, A Radio Announcer, An Impersonator Or A Comedian."