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The Question Is, 'how Bad At Sports Were You As A Kid?' I Grew Up Near Where They Film Jersey Shore. If You Weren't Tan, Muscular, And Book-averse, You Were A Dork And A Nerd And A Geek And Stuff. I Remember Being Into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.

The Shortest Distance Between Two Idiots Is A Conga Line.

Employee Of The Month Is A Good Example Of How Somebody Can Be Both A Winner And A Loser At The Same Time.

The Worst Time To Have A Heart Attack Is During A Game Of Charades.

A Good Name For A Gang Would Be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.