I Wonder If It's Rude For A

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My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much. He's A Touche Bag.

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I Wasn't Even A Big Comedy Nerd. A Lot Of The Comedians I Know - A Lot Of My Friends Are Comedians - They Knew A Lot About Comedy Growing Up.