At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes

I Wasn't Even A Big Comedy Nerd. A Lot Of The Comedians I Know - A Lot Of My Friends Are Comedians - They Knew A Lot About Comedy Growing Up.

Futon World - A Wonderful Place That Becomes Slowly Less Comfortable Over Time.

I Think A Bad Place For A Fire Would Be The Factory Where They Make Those Trick Candles.

As Soon As I Jumped Out Of The Airplane, I Realized I Had Forgotten My Parachute. Thank God We Were Still On The Runway.

I Think The Most Annoying Language Is A Tie Between All The Ones I Don't Know How To Speak.