At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes

If I Could Control The Behavior Of Fat Guys I Would Make Them Ride Mopeds More Often.

I Was Thinking How Strange It Is That Water Is One Of The Best, Simplest Things On This Planet, And Still With A Simple Glass Of Water You Can Neutralize So Many Of The Greatest Technological Advances That We Provide. Like With My Blackberry, I Can Get In Touch With So Many People, But If I Dip It In A Small Glass Of Water I'm Completely Disconnected.

There Is A Small, But Important, Difference Between Peeing In The Pool, And Peeing Into The Pool.

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I Think Bears And Worms Aren't Very Similar... Until You Think Of Gummy.