At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes

I Like To Go To Concerts Because I Love To See My Favorite Band Through The Phone Of The Asshole Who's Standing In Front Of Me.

Game, Set, Match Equals Tennis. Set, Match, Run Equals Arson.

Batteries Are The Most Dramatic Object. Other Things Stop Working Or They Break, But Batteries... They Die.

To Get Strangers To Hate You Even Faster, Crank Up The Volume On That Very Interesting Ringtone Of Yours.

My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much. He's A Touche Bag.