At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes

I Am Everything And I Am Nothing. I Am Just Kidding; I Am Not Everything And Nothing. That Would Be Ridiculous. I Am Just Everything.

Don't Talk To Strangers. Sure, Unless You Want To Meet Anyone Ever.

Count Your Blessings, But Not Out-loud, At The Top Of Your Lungs.

Coffee Is Like A Bra. 3 Cups Is One Too Many.

Right Now Someone Out There Is Struggling And Starting To Panic Because They Can't Get Out Of A Tempurpedic Bed.