I Wish When I Was 17, Somebody

I Don't Want To Ever Say To Somebody, 'you Don't Have To See It. It's Not Good.' I'm Done With That. I'd Love To Just Do Things That I Respect. That Being Said, I Do Have Two Children To Put Through School, So We'll See If I Can Put My Money Where My Mouth Is, But I Would Love To Just Work With People I Respect.

The Brazilian Bikini Wax Is Torture. To Show A Little Appreciation, You Could Trim Your Nose Hair. And Your Nut Sack.

I Feel Grateful That The Person I End Up Working With A Lot Is Paul Rudd. He's A Prince Among Men, And So Talented, And Generous, And Effortless.

It's Okay To Be Two Things At Once And A Paradox. Everybody Is. As Humans For Survival We Like To Label Things In A Split Second. It Is How We Don't Implode From Anxiety.

Free Agents' Was An Awesome Experience. I Never Play The Glam Girl In Anything, So That Was A New Experience. I Would Walk Into One Of My Trailers And It Would Be Like Spanx, A Spray-tan Gun, And Chicken Cutlets. I Would Have Hair Extensions. It Was Hilarious. Every Day Felt Like I Was Turning Into An Awesome Drag Queen.