I'm Perfect. We're All Perfect.

You Find Your Tribe And You Stick With Them.

I Have Two Kids, And When My Oldest Was First Born, It Was The Most Vulnerable Feeling In The World. I Remember Taking Him To His First Doctor's Appointment, And On The Sheet, It Said "mother," And I Put My Mom's Name. I Was Like, "oh, Right, I ... I'm The Mother!" You Just Feel So Vulnerable.

The Brazilian Bikini Wax Is Torture. To Show A Little Appreciation, You Could Trim Your Nose Hair. And Your Nut Sack.

I Feel Like I've Been Able To Be My True Self And Discover What I Can Honestly Bring To The Table By Working With Other Women.

I Think I Was Always A Drama Queen. I Really, Really, Really Loved Playing Pretend.