I Wish That Real Estate Were Cheaper

Humility Is No Substitute For A Good Personality.

Because I Was Young, I Had This Long Hair, And People Used To Try To Tip Me With Joints.

Frenchman: Germans With Good Food.

Did It Ever Occur To Anyone That If You Put Nice Libraries In Public Schools You Wouldn't Have To Put Them In Prisons?

I Hate Writing. I Will Do Anything To Avoid It. The Only Way I Could Write Less Was If I Was Dead.