I Wish That Real Estate Were Cheaper

The Downfall Of Most Diets Is That They Restrict Your Intake Of Food.

Children Are Much Less Annoying [than Adults] And They Never Start Trends.

When I Was A Kid, The People Of My Generation Didn't Want To Be Writers, They Wanted To Be Rock Stars. Rock And Roll Was Not Just Entertainment, It Was The Center Of People's Lives. When I Was Young, It Was Exciting And Interesting.

I Hate Money. It Is Boring And It Is Arithmetic. The Two Things I Hate The Most.

Vegetables Are Interesting But Lack A Sense Of Purpose When Unaccompanied By A Good Cut Of Meat.