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Spend All You Have Before You Die, And Do Not Outlive Yourself.

Every Fool Believes What His Teachers Tell Him, And Calls His Credulity Science Or Morality As Confidently As His Father Called It Divine Revelation.

Gambling Promises The Poor What Property Performs For The Rich-something For Nothing.

He Who Can, Does. He Who Cannot, Teaches.

No Diet Will Remove All The Fat From Your Body Because The Brain Is Entirely Fat. Without A Brain, You Might Look Good, But All You Could Do Is Run For Public Office.