I Wish I Were A Virgin Again.

Lying Increases The Creative Faculties, Expands The Ego, And Lessens The Frictions Of Social Contacts.

Communism Is The Opiate Of The Intellectuals - With No Cure Except As A Guillotine Might Be Called A Cure For Dandruff.

Because I Am A Woman, I Must Make Unusual Efforts To Succeed. If I Fail, No One Will Say, 'she Doesn't Have What It Takes'; They Will Say, 'women Don't Have What It Takes.'

Censorship, Like Charity, Should Begin At Home, But, Unlike Charity, It Should End There.

[on The Democratic Party:] Its Leaders Are Always Troubadors Of Trouble; Crooners Of Catastrophe ... A Democratic President Is Doomed To Proceed To His Goals Like A Squid, Squirting Darkness All About Him.