I Wish I Was Like You! You

I Do Not Walk Around Imaging Myself To Be Intimidating Or Smart.

I'm Very Drawn To Eastern Europe, So I Like A Hungarian Writer Who Wrote In French Called Emil Cioran; He Was Always Good For Giving Me Such A Stir.

Now I'm Not An Expert At Mathematics, But I Calculated It Would Take At Least Three Of Me To Take On One Third Of One Of Them, Even If They Were Attacking Me With Just Their Arse.

Because Their Bones Are Growing, They Can Only Sleep In Certain Positions, Obviously. The Crucifix And The Swastika Tend To Be The Most Popular. Sometimes A Combination Of The Two.

You Cannot Over Estimate How Infantile Men Are About Sex! Men Are People That Have Sex Because They Have A Headache... Or Are On Fire, Or Have Been Shot In The Head, Or Whatever It Is!