I Wish I Could Put A Patent

You Can Always Speak With Great Authority On How Well You Played Today, But Never On How You'll Play Tomorrow.

Everyone Wants To Be Known As A Great Striker Of The Ball For Some Reason. Nobody Wants To Be Called A Lucky, One-putting S.o.b.

Wind Is Part Of The British Open. It Is An Examination And It Took Me A Long Time To Pass The Examination. Eighty Per Cent Of The Fellows Out There Have Not Passed The Test.

I've Studied Golf For Almost 50 Years Now And Know A Hell Of A Lot About Nothing.

The Closer You Can Live To Being A Vegetarian The Better.