I Wish I Could Put A Patent

Perhaps The Most Important Thing I Can Tell You About Equipment Is To Experiment And Keep An Open Mind.

There Is Absolutely Nothing Humorous At The Masters. Here, Small Dogs Do Not Bark And Babies Do Not Cry.

Golf Is A Puzzle Without An Answer. I've Played The Game For 40 Years And I Still Haven't The Slightest Idea How To Play.

Golf Asks Something Of A Man. It Makes One Loathe Mediocrity. It Seems To Say, "if You Are Going To Keep Company With Me, Don't Embarrass Me.

I Am Tired Of All These Golfers Who Are Happy With Second Place. The Only One Who Will Like You If You Come In Second Place Is Your Wife And Your Dog. And That Is Only If You Have A Good Wife And A Good Dog.