I Wish I Could Manage To Be

I Said You Looked Like An Egg, Sir. And Some Eggs Are Very Pretty, You Know.

Will You, Won't You, Will You, Won't You, Will You Join The Dance?

There Are Certain Things--as, A Spider, A Ghost, The Income-tax, Gout, An Umbrella For Three-- That I Hate, But The Thing That I Hate The Most Is A Thing They Call The Sea.

For First You Write A Sentence, And Then You Chop It Small; Then Mix The Bits And Sort Them Out Just As They Chance To Fall: The Order Of The Phrases Makes No Difference At All.

Take Care Of The Sense And The Sounds Will Take Care Of Themselves.