I Win On My Merits; My Opponents

Alone, I Am Satisfied With Myself. With Others, I Am Beset By Troubling Comparisons.

Unlike Other Vices, Cruelty, Alas, Is Never Boring.

The Magic Of Procedure: Do This After That And Thus Before So; Then Your Wish Will Be Granted.

Don't Tell Me It's Raining When You're Peeing On Me!

Title Deeds Generally Outlast Poems.