I Will Never Retire Unless I Have

You Can't Just Will Your Dreams To Come True. You Have To Work Hard. You Have To Give 'em Wings, Arms, Legs...whatever It Takes To Make Your Dreams Come True.

Everybody Has A Purpose.

After You Reach A Certain Age, They Think You’re Over. Well, I Will Never Be Over. I’ll Be Making Records If I Have To Sell Them Out Of The Trunk Of My Car. I’ve Done That In My Past, And I’d Do It Again.

I've Done Everything Every Fat Person Ever Has. I've Tried Every Diet.

A Lot Of People Think I'm A Comedian.