I Will Make You An Offer You

A Man Who Doesn't Spend Time With His Family Can Never Be A Real Man.

Accidents Don't Happen To People Who Take Accidents As A Personal Insult.

It Was A Lie But He Believed In Telling Lies To People. Truth Telling And Medicine Just Didn't Go Together Except In Dire Emergencies, If Then.

I Will Make You An Offer You Cannot Refuse

When I Was Young, Some Women Told Me They Loved Me For My Long Eyelashes. I Accepted. Later It Was For My Wit. Then For My Power And Money. Then For My Talent. Then For My Mind-deep. Ok, I Can Handle All Of It. The Only Woman Who Scares Me Is The One Who Loves Me For Myself Alone. I Have Plans For Her. I Have Poisons And Daggers And Dark Graves In Caves To Hide Her Head. She Can't Be Allowed To Live. Especially If She's Sexually Faithful And Never Lies And Always Puts Me Ahead Of Everything And Everyone.