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The Trick Is Not Becoming A Writer. The Trick Is Staying A Writer.

The Two Most Common Elements In The Universe Are Hydrogen And Stupidity.

The Act Of Writing Means You Wish To Communicate. Whether You're Writing A Memoir For Yourself You Put In A Drawer, Or You Write A Poem And You Send It To A Little Magazine, Or You Write For Publication, It Always Means - The Form Follows Function.

Now Begin In The Middle, And Later Learn The Beginning; The End Will Take Care Of Itself.

I Was The Green Monkey, The Pariah. And I Had No Friends. Not Just A Few Friends, Or One Good Friend, Or Grudging Acceptance By Other Misfits And Outcasts. I Was Alone. All Stinking Alone, Without Even An Imaginary Playmate.