I've Only Been An Asshole To Assholes!

With The Internet, The Greatest Disseminator Of Bad Data And Bad Information The Universe Has Ever Known, It's Become Impossible To Trust Any News From Any Source At All, Because It's Filtered Through This Crazy Yenta Gossip Line. It's Impossible To Know Anything.

I Can't Picture In My Mind Three Hundred And Sixty Thousand Dollars... When I Think Of It, All I Can See In My Mind Is A Big Nickel.

I Don't Mind You Thinking I'm Stupid, But Don't Talk To Me Like I'm Stupid.

To Say More, Is To Say Less.

You're A Writer. And That's Something Better Than Being A Millionaire. Because It's Something Holy.