I Will Be The Last Person To

I Find That As I Get Older I Seem To Become More Of A Luddite... And Hearing Animal Experimenters Describe Me As A Luddite--which Used To Think I Was Not. And Now I Think Ned Lud Had The Right Idea And We Should Have Stopped All The Machinery Way Back When, And Learned To Live Simple Lives.

I Will Be The Last Person To Condemn Alf [the Animal Liberation Front].

Give Your Dog Or Cat Respect, Patience, Understanding And Love. And If You Just Change To One Vegetarian Day A Week, That's A Wonderful Step That Will Save Animal Lives. It Means You Have Chosen Something Kind Instead Of Something Cruel.

Perhaps The Mere Idea Of Receiving A Nasty Missive Will Allow Animal Researchers To Empathize With Their Victims For The First Time In Their Lousy Careers. I Find It Small Wonder That The Laboratories Aren't All Burning To The Ground. If I Had More Guts, I'd Light A Match.

If Vice President Al Gore Advocated Killing Rabbits To See If Women Are Pregnant And Called It A Step Forward For Science, We'd All Think He'd Gone 'round The Bend. We Don't Need To Do That Sort Of Thing Anymore, We'd Say. We Have Better, Kinder Ways.