I Will Always Be An Oasis.

I Am A Tender, Beautiful And Loving Guy That Happens To Slap A Photographer Now And Then Because They Get In My Way.

I Need Them, Need Them To Give Me A Kick Up The Arse. Otherwise I'd Just Be Sat-in Getting Fat, Counting Me Money. It's Good People Living On Your Doorstep And Looking Through Your Bins. Gives You Energy.

Lennon Was Right. And We Are Bigger Than Jesus. We Will Be As Big As The Beatles, If Not Bigger.

I Was Walking Along And This Chair Came Flying Past Me, And Another, And Another, And I Thought, Man, Is This Gonna Be A Good Night.

I Live For Now, Not For What Happens After I Die.