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What Is Guilt? Guilt Is The Pledge Drive Constantly Hammering In Our Heads That Keeps Us From Fully Enjoying The Show. Guilt Is The Reason They Put The Articles In Playboy.

Any Time Your Parent Says They Party With You, That Is Its Own Form Of Child Abuse.

I Used To Be Sceptic, But Not Anymore, Because Now I Am Positive That I'm Getting Screwed.

He Lasted About As Long As The Dessert Tray At Rosie O'donnell's House.

The World Is So Ass-backwards It Almost Makes You Wish You Were Dyslexic.