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I Read The Newspapers Avidly. It Is My One Form Of Continuous Fiction.

In Germany Democracy Died By The Headman's Axe. In Britain It Can Be By Pernicious Anaemia.

The Prime Minister Wins Debate After Debate And Loses Battle After Battle. The Country Is Beginning To Say That He Fights Debates Like A War And The War Like A Debate.

The Tories, Every Election, Must Have A Bogy Man. If You Haven't Got A Programme, A Bogy Man Will Do.

Poor Fellow, He Suffers From Files.