The Fine Line That You Do When

Mtv Is To Music As Kfc Is To Chicken!

We Are All Shitty Little Snowflakes Dancing In The Universe.

My Review Of 2001, The Year, Is The Same As My Review Of 2001: A Space Odyssey. It Went On Too Long, It Was Hard To Follow, And You Could Only Enjoy It If You Were Really, Really, *really* Stoned.

The Thing Is, Whenever I See Hillary Clinton, I Feel Like I Have To Vote For Her. She Makes Me Feel Guilty Because I Feel Like I Should Vote For Her So That She'll Feel Better About Herself Because She'd Been In Such A Bad Marriage.

There Should Be A Law That You Can't Shut Down The Government - That You Don't Have That Power.