I Watch A Lot Of Sports. But

If You Can Survive Disappointment, Nothing Can Beat You

What Happens After You Die? Lot's Of Things Happen After You Die - They Just Don't Involve You

I Don't Have A Gun, But If I Did, I Would Shoot A Baby Deer In The Mouth And Feel Nothing.

People Don't Talk To Me On Airplanes.

Whenever I've Encountered A Christian Saying, 'why Don't You Stop Talking Like That So I Can Hear You?' I Think, 'well You're The One Putting The Earmuffs On, But I Wish You Could Hear Me Because I Like You.'