I Watch A Lot Of Sports. But

If You're Older, You're Smarter. I Just Believe That. If You're In An Argument With Someone Older Than You, You Should Listen To 'em ... Even If They're Wrong, Their Wrongness Is Rooted In More Information Than You Have.

I Was A Nerd Growing Up, And I'm A Little Antisocial And Awkward.

I Just Love Learning. I Think Learning Is How You Live. The Verb Of My Life Is Learning.

You Could Drive A Rental Car Until You Don't Want It. Just Get Out Of It While It's Moving And Just Walk Away. No, I Don't Feel Like Being In That Car Any Longer. Just Call Hertz. Hi, Your Car Is Drifting Into The Intersection Of 28th And Broadway, If You're Interested. It's Now Your Problem.

Everything's Amazing Right Now, And Nobody's Happy.