Watching Something Is Nothing Like Doing It.

Who's To Say Who's An Expert?

Admit It. I'm The Best You Ever Seen, Fats. I'm The Best There Is. And Even If You Beat Me, I'm Still The Best.

The Embarrassing Thing Is That My Salad Dressing Is Out-grossing My Films.

Being On President Nixon's Enemies List Was The Highest Single Honor I've Ever Received. Who Knows Who's Listening To Me Now And What Government List I'm On?

A Man Can Only Be Judged By His Actions, And Not By His Good Intentions Or His Beliefs.