I Was So Beautiful But I Didn't

I Own A Home In Sweden, I Rent In Both Los Angeles And In Britain, And I'm Constantly Travelling.

I Listen To My Body, I Give It Things It Wants And I Eliminate Things It Doesn't Want.

I Used To Smoke Cigarettes, Ten A Day, But Gave Up When I Was 28. Now My Vice Is Several Cups Of Coffee A Day, Which Isn't Great If You're Prone To Weak Bones As I Am, As Caffeine Can Leach Calcium.

I'd Been A Housewife And Mother To Our Son Thomas Jefferson, And I Was Looking For A New Career. So When My Agent Called And Said A Producer Named Paul Elliott From E&b Productions, The Biggest Panto Company In The Country At The Time, Wanted To Meet Me I Agreed.

I'm Very Organised These Days, And I Keep My Life In My Handbag, Like Most Women.