I Was So Ashamed Of Who I

Writing A Record Is Like Dating A Few Men At Once. You Take Them To The Same Restaurants To See If They Measure Up, And At Some Point You Decide Who You Like Best.

I Used To Walk Down The Street Like I Was A Super Star... I Want People To Walk Around Delusional About How Great They Can Be - And Then To Fight So Hard For It Every Day That The Lie Becomes The Truth.

I Feel That Flip-flops Are The Downfall Of Many Relationships. It's, Like, First It's The Flip-flops, And Then It's The Sweatpants...it's The Gateway Drug To No Sex.

I'm Not A Sandwich Store That Only Sells Turkey Sandwiches. I Sell A Lot Of Different Things.

I'm Single Right Now And I've Chosen To Be Single Because I Don't Have The Time To Get To Know Anybody. So It's Okay Not To Have Sex, It's Okay To Get To Know People. I'm Celibate, Celibacy's Fine.