I Don't See Myself As Ever Being

Dirty Pony, I Can't Wait To Hose You Down.

If I Can Be A Leader, I Will.

I Feel That Flip-flops Are The Downfall Of Many Relationships. It's, Like, First It's The Flip-flops, And Then It's The Sweatpants...it's The Gateway Drug To No Sex.

My Fashion Is Part Of Who I Am, And Though I Was Not Born With These Clothes On, I Was Born This Way.

Celebrate All The Things You Don't Like About Yourself. Love Yourself.