I Was Really Bummed When I Got

I Suspect That Laguardia Is An Elaborate Prank, And New York Has A Real Airport Nearby That Only Locals Know About.

The Badness Of A Movie Is Directly Proportional To The Number Of Helicopters In It.

The Japanese Tend To Communicate Via Nuance And Euphemism, Often Leaving Important Things Unsaid; Whereas Americans Tend To Think They're Being Subtle When They Refrain From Grabbing The Listener By The Shirt.

A Perfect Parent Is A Person With Excellent Child-rearing Theories And No Actual Children.

I Have Been A Gigantic Rolling Stones Fan Since Approximately The Spanish-american War.