I Was Quiet For A Year But

I Just Have Friends That Don't Sell Their Pictures To Newspapers.

I Fell In Love With A Man, Not A Beatle.

It's Very Important With An Artificial Leg That All High Heels Are Exactly The Same Height.

I'm Quite Happy To Be Thrown Around And Hopefully My Leg Will Stay On.

I Could Get Into Bed With James Bond, Then Take My False Leg Off And It Would Really Be A Gun.