I Was Never Invited To The White

They're All Weak, All Women. They're Stupid Compared To Men. They Shouldn't Play Chess, You Know. They're Like Beginners. They Lose Every Single Game Against A Man. There Isn't A Woman Player In The World I Can't Give Knight-odds To And Still Beat.

It's The Fault Of The Chess Players Themselves. I Don't Know What They Used To Be, But Now They're Not The Most Gentlemanly Group. When It Was A Game Played By The Aristocrats It Had More Like You Know Dignity To It. When They Used To Have The Clubs, Like No Women Were Allowed And Everybody Went In Dressed In A Suit, A Tie, Like Gentlemen, You Know. Now, Kids Come Running In Their Sneakers. Even In The Best Chess Club-and They Got Women In There. It's A Social Place And People Are Making Noise, It's A Madhouse.

Well, You Know, In America Everybody Is Interested In Making The Dollar Fast. In Yugoslavia No Matter How Much You Hustle You're Not Going To Get Rich, So You Might As Well Play Chess.

I Add Status To Any Tournament I Attend.

I Consider Myself To Be A Genius Who Happens To Play Chess.