I Was Never Invited To The White

In My Opinion, The King's Gambit Is Busted. It Loses By Force.

It's The Fault Of The Chess Players Themselves. I Don't Know What They Used To Be, But Now They're Not The Most Gentlemanly Group. When It Was A Game Played By The Aristocrats It Had More Like You Know Dignity To It. When They Used To Have The Clubs, Like No Women Were Allowed And Everybody Went In Dressed In A Suit, A Tie, Like Gentlemen, You Know. Now, Kids Come Running In Their Sneakers. Even In The Best Chess Club-and They Got Women In There. It's A Social Place And People Are Making Noise, It's A Madhouse.

I Could Give Any Woman In The World A Piece And A Move; To Gaprindashvili Even, A Knight.

My Sister Bought Me A Set At A Candy Store And Taught Me The Moves.

Nothing Eases Suffering Like Human Touch.