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Americans Really Don't Know Much About Chess. But I Think When I Beat Spassky, That Americans Will Take A Greater Interest In Chess. Americans Like Winners.

I Don't Like American Girls. They're Very Conceited, You Know. In Europe They're More Pleasant.

She And I Just Don't See Eye To Eye Together. She's A Square. She Keeps Telling Me That I'm Too Interested In Chess, That I Should Get Friends Outside Of Chess, You Can't Make A Living From Chess, That I Should Finish High School And All That Nonsense. She Keeps In My Hair And I Don't Like People In My Hair, You Know, So I Had To Get Rid Of Her.

I Love Chess, And I Didn't Invent Fischerandom Chess To Destroy Chess. I Invented Fischerandom Chess To Keep Chess Going. Because I Consider The Old Chess Is Dying, It Really Is Dead. A Lot Of People Have Come Up With Other Rules Of Chess-type Games, With 10x8 Boards, New Pieces, And All Kinds Of Things. I'm Really Not Interested In That. I Want To Keep The Old Chess Flavor. I Want To Keep The Old Chess Game. But Just Making A Change So The Starting Positions Are Mixed, So It's Not Degenerated Down To Memorisation And Prearrangement Like It Is Today.

I'm Not Afraid Of Spassky. The World Knows I'm The Best. You Don't Need A Match To Prove It.