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And I Will Never, Ever Respond To Anybody - Man, Woman, Vegetable, Or Mineral - Who Tells Me To Keep My Mouth Shut.

I Borrow Bits From Everyone.

Self-help Books Are For The Birds. Self-help Groups Are Where It's At.

I'm Addicted To Cosmetic Surgery!

Photo Shoots For Underage Girls Are Like Letting An Ant Walk Around With Honey.