I Was Like, Oh, I Want To

I Do Like To Start On Time; I Like To Set The Bar High For People.

You've Got To Experience Failure To Understand That You Can Survive It.

Gay People Don’t Actually Try To Convert People. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses You’re Thinking Of.

I Felt Like That Character In Flowers For Algernon. Not Charlie, The Lady Teacher From The College Who Realizes, 'i've Got To Stop Dry-humping This Mentally Challenged Guy!

Sometimes If You Have A Difficult Decisin To Make, Just Stall Until The Answer Presents Itself.